Publicerat den 25 september, 2015
If your girlfriend seems to be in a bad mood for no reason,
get her something to eat.
You can´t buy happiness,
but you can buy ice cream
and that´s kind of the same thing.
I´m on a seafood diet,
I see food and I eat it.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies
are the main reason I have trust issues.
I whispered to my wifi signal.
Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory.
Imagine the self control needed…
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
When a woman says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you.
She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
All you need is love,
but a little chocolate now and then doesn´t hurt.
/Charles M. Schulz
You know you’re desperate for an answer
when you look at the second page of Google.
Respect your parents,
they passed school without Google.
Dear math, I’m sick and tired of finding your “X”.
Just accept the fact that she’s gone. Move on Dude.
I could give up shopping
But I´m not a quitter
When I like someone,
I compare their last name with my first name.
Long time ago, people who sacrifice their sleep, family,
food, laughter and other joys of life were called SAINTS.
But now, they’re called IT professionals.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
If you suddenly feel a strong craving for chocolate chip cookies,
you find a great recipe here – unfortunately only in swedish this far…
Wish you all a Happy Friday!
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