Happy Friday!

Cookies med glass

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If your girlfriend seems to be in a bad mood for no reason,

get her something to eat.

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You can´t buy happiness,

but you can buy ice cream

and that´s kind of the same thing.

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I´m on a seafood diet,

I see food and I eat it.

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies

are the main reason I have trust issues.

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“be strong”

I whispered to my wifi signal.

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Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory.

Imagine the self control needed…

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Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

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If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.

/Nan Porter

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When a woman says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you.

She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

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All you need is love,

but a little chocolate now and then doesn´t hurt.

/Charles M. Schulz

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You know you’re desperate for an answer

when you look at the second page of Google.

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Respect your parents,

they passed school without Google.

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Dear math, I’m sick and tired of finding your “X”.

Just accept the fact that she’s gone. Move on Dude.

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I could give up shopping

But I´m not a quitter

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When I like someone,

I compare their last name with my first name.

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Long time ago, people who sacrifice their sleep, family,

food, laughter and other joys of life were called SAINTS.

But now, they’re called IT professionals.

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

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Katt_13

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If you suddenly feel a strong craving for chocolate chip cookies,

you find a great recipe here – unfortunately only in swedish this far…

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Wish you all a Happy Friday!

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